#5. Sweet Heart Electronic Vibrator
Nothing quite embodies the spirit of love and romance like an awkward crotch bulge. And if your girlfriend doesn't have one already, then this product is here to help.
This device comes with two magnetic pieces, so you clamp one inside the panties, one outside, and viola! Now your girl can't actually put her legs together any more and everyone she encounters will have to force their gaze away from the terrifying, buzzing cameltoe she's now sporting.
#4. Mon Petit Chou T-Shirt
How about expressing your love for you woman by giving her this lovely t-shirt which features a french term of endearment , Mon Petit Chou, or 'My Little Cabage'. This one will definitely get you laid... yep....
#3 Single Shot Garter
Here's a gift that has some honesty behind it. The garter says "Hey baby, I wanna see you in your underwear" and the flask says "But you're gonna need to be drunk for this to work."
#2 CockSox
Why not turn your woman on but offering yourself to her in true style and grace, the Cocksox says "Hey, I think you're so special, so I'm going choke my junk into unconsciousness by squeezing the life out of it with some recycled Madonna Underwear from the 1980's."
#1 The Snuggie Blanket
Blankets are OK but they can slip and slide, plus your hands are trapped inside. The Snuggie™ keeps you totally warm and gives you the freedom to use your hands. Work the remote, use your laptop or do some reading in total warmth and comfort! The sad part is that this product is actually real.... created for both the lazy and the incompetent the Snuggie is probably the most disturbing item out the market right now.
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